Not today.

This minimalist design features a round, wide-eyed creature fully committed to doing absolutely nothing — paired with the phrase we all come back to when motivation disappears.

Simple, relatable, and a little absurd, it’s the perfect everyday uniform for low-energy days, quiet rebellion, or just leaning into the mood.

Designed by Portland artist Matt Wayne, this shirt combines clean line work with dry humor and just enough personality to make it stick.

Why people love this one:

Instantly relatable message
Cute, weird character design
Minimalist and easy to wear
Great gift for procrastinators, introverts, and tired humans

Remember! All tee's are made to order and can take 1-2 weeks to deliver.

These are super soft Bella Canvas V-Neck Women's t-shirt. 40 singles, 50% polyester/25% combed and ring-spun cotton/25% rayon triblend t-shirt.

This is the same soft tri blend material I've been using for my women's style for years. The big difference is sizing and, of course, the V-neck. The sizing is much more similar to the men's unisex sizing. In fact, the chest width on the small relaxed is the same as the chest width on the XL in the women's tri blend fitted!

S M L XL 2X

Body Length 25 26 26.5 27 28

Chest Width 18.5 20 22 24 26

(Laid Flat)