The classic philosophical statement:

“I think, therefore I am.”

But in 2026 it feels more like:

“I think… therefore I am slightly anxious and alarmed.”

This little monster balanced on boxes has clearly been thinking a bit too hard about everything. Big eyes. Tiny horns. Existential awareness stretching all the way down to earth.

A tribute to the famous idea from philosopher René Descartes — reinterpreted through the modern condition of being awake at 3:17am wondering if you responded to that email correctly.

Hand-drawn and printed by me in the Be Good Monster studio, this tee is for philosophers, overthinkers, and anyone whose brain refuses to stop running background processes.

Perfect for:
• lovers of philosophy and weird monsters
• thoughtful humans with slightly loud brains
• people who definitely overanalyze text messages
• anyone currently experiencing mild existential awareness

As always, every shirt is made to order and printed by hand. Please allow 1–2 weeks for delivery while your monster contemplates existence.

I've been told by many women that these's tee's run small, about a size small. Check size chart for perfect fit!