The Be Good Monster

Field Guide

The following pages are the findings of more than ten years spent observing Be Good Monsters. Despite years of careful study, I continue to discover new things about them.

Field Observation

No two Be Good Monsters see the world quite the same way. Somewhere along the way, I found myself seeing it a little differently too.

These are my field notes.

Residents Observed

Resident No. 001 — Eli (Eat Local) Resident No. 002 — Beep (Be Present)

Additional residents will be added as they are discovered…

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Resident No. 001

Meet Eli

aka Eat Local

Eli

“Doing his best to follow the rules. Sometimes he takes things a little too literally.”

Personality

He loves local businesses...because they're attached to delicious buildings.

Believes

Believes cities should keep growing. He has a healthy appetite.

Favorite Snack

Besides buildings of course. Cookies. Pizza. Cheese. The moon. Basically everything he's ever been compared to!

Worries About

Tiny villages.

Biggest Misunderstanding

Doesn't understand why people get upset when he takes "just one bite."

Superpower

Bullet-proof intestinal tract.

Best Friends

Construction workers.

Field Note #17

Eli has been asked several times to stop nibbling on historic buildings.

He insists he's simply “supporting local.”

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Resident No. 002

Meet Beep

aka Be Present

Beep

“Here you go.”

Personality

Beep is always carrying a gift. She never seems surprised by what's inside, even though it's different every time. A kite. Binoculars. A rain hat. A notebook with one blank page. None of them are magical, but somehow they're always exactly what someone needs to notice the present moment again.

Believes

The present has been waiting for you.

Favorite Snack

Well, honey of course! But only if it's ethically sourced.

Worries About

People walking past beautiful things without noticing.

Biggest Misunderstanding

People think Beep gives wonderful gifts. She insists they already belonged to the person who opened them.

Superpower

Helping someone discover the present moment. Nothing changes about the world—they simply notice it again.

Best Friends

Bird watchers. Tidepool explorers. Grandparents. Dogs who insist on stopping every ten feet.

Field Note #6

No one has ever received the same gift twice.

Curiously, everyone insists it was exactly what they needed.

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