The classic philosophical statement:

“I think, therefore I am.”

But in 2026 it feels more like:

“I think… therefore I am slightly anxious and alarmed.”

This little monster balanced on boxes has clearly been thinking a bit too hard about everything. Big eyes. Tiny horns. Existential awareness stretching all the way down to earth.

A tribute to the famous idea from philosopher René Descartes — reinterpreted through the modern condition of being awake at 3:17am wondering if you responded to that email correctly.

Hand-drawn and printed by me in the Be Good Monster studio, this tee is for philosophers, overthinkers, and anyone whose brain refuses to stop running background processes.

Perfect for:
• lovers of philosophy and weird monsters
• thoughtful humans with slightly loud brains
• people who definitely overanalyze text messages
• anyone currently experiencing mild existential awareness

As always, every shirt is made to order and printed by hand. Please allow 1–2 weeks for delivery while your monster contemplates existence.