Symptoms:

Puzzled over the lopsided balance of joy and suffering in your life?
Reaching for philosophical or spiritual texts rather than simply enjoying that handsome buffet?
A new Netflix series not distracting you from the possible meaninglessness of existence?
Decision making prolonged due to reexamining questions of right and wrong?
Pausing mid-conversation to wonder what any of this is actually for?

You may have...

a bad case of the human condition.

A small tribute to philosophy, existential questions, and the strange experience of being a person.

Printed by hand in the Be Good Monster studio, each shirt is made to order.

Which means a couple things:
• your shirt is made specifically for you
• no giant warehouse full of shirts
• and shipping can take 1–2 weeks

Think of it as time for the universe to get its act together.

These are super soft Bella Canvas V-Neck Women's t-shirt. 40 singles, 50% polyester/25% combed and ring-spun cotton/25% rayon triblend t-shirt.

This is the same soft tri blend material I've been using for my women's style for years. The big difference is sizing and, of course, the V-neck. The sizing is much more similar to the men's unisex sizing. In fact, the chest width on the small relaxed is the same as the chest width on the XL in the women's tri blend fitted!

S M L XL 2X

Body Length 25 26 26.5 27 28

Chest Width 18.5 20 22 24 26

(Laid Flat)